ELON CHALLENGES ZUCK TO A REAL FIGHT

Kanye vs. Drake. Yankees vs. Red Sox. Tom vs. Jerry. Loud chewers vs. me. We all love a good rivalry, and now a new one is brewing between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg.

It all kicked off when Elon responded to a tweet from Meta about creating a Twitter alternative. Meta’s Chief Product Officer, Chris Cox, took a jab at Twitter, claiming they’ve heard from creators and public figures eager for a “sanely run” platform.

Someone chimed in, warning Cox that Zuck might retaliate, and noted that he’s in great shape. Why not?

Well, it turns out Zuck is ready for action, and if you’ve been following him on Instagram, you’d know he’s been winning real jiu-jitsu competitions.

You might think it would end there, but Elon has suggested a venue for the fight: LFG!! While Zuck may have the advantage in fitness due to his training, Elon boasts a size advantage at 6'0" compared to Zuck’s 5'7". Elon claims he has experience in "real hardcore street fights" from his youth in South Africa.

We’re on the edge of our seats for this potential showdown. If it happens, it could be the Super Bowl for tech enthusiasts.

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• Definitely Zuck—he’s been training hard.
• Definitely Elon—his Ozempic bod is ready for action.

May the best nerd win!

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In this video titled "Elon Musk And Mark Zuckerberg Agree To Fight In A Cage Match (#468)," the rivalry between these tech titans is discussed in detail, highlighting their motivations and the public's excitement surrounding the potential match.